- Sherlock: It's time for me to let John know I'm still alive.
- Mycroft: And how to you intend to break this news to him?
- Sherlock: You're going to let me introduce the 2012 Olympics.
- Mycroft: Ah. How very subtle of you.
Starring Martin Freeman as the poor beleaguered bloke who got dragged into this crazy motherfucking adventure by someone WAY weirder than him and goddamn all he wants is some tea. - Every Movie Ever
goddamnit did thor leave mjölnir on my shoes again
i need to go outside
maybe if i
fuck you mjölnir
didn’t need shoes anyway
i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this
I NEVER KNEW THIS
I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE”
WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME
SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE
are you serious british people
i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire life
Godammit British school. I use both meanings.
…I am suddenly intensely aware of all the times I’ve used “quite” to my British friends. Oh lord. What a misunderstanding. I have emails to write….
And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.