“Why don’t you tell me that ‘if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited for you’? No, sir, the girl really worth having won’t wait for anybody.”
—F. Scott Fitzgerald (via justabookclub)
August 2012
July 2012
- Sherlock: It's time for me to let John know I'm still alive.
- Mycroft: And how to you intend to break this news to him?
- Sherlock: You're going to let me introduce the 2012 Olympics.
- Mycroft: Ah. How very subtle of you.
Starring Martin Freeman as the poor beleaguered bloke who got dragged into this crazy motherfucking adventure by someone WAY weirder than him and goddamn all he wants is some tea. - Every Movie Ever
goddamnit did thor leave mjölnir on my shoes again
shit
i need to go outside
maybe if i
nope
how about
not working
well
fuck you mjölnir
didn’t need shoes anyway
people who think it hurts to step on a lego have obviously never stepped on the plug in on the end of a cord
ive stepped on a nail excuse you
i’ve stepped on a whole goat okay neither of us were happy about that
i once killed a man
i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this
why
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be true because someone on the internet I hardly know told me.
I NEVER KNEW THIS
I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE”
WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME
SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE
are you serious british people
i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire life
Godammit British school. I use both meanings.
…I am suddenly intensely aware of all the times I’ve used “quite” to my British friends. Oh lord. What a misunderstanding. I have emails to write….
Stock/Stone: The Cumberbatch Conundrum →
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You feel it, I feel it, everyone who has seen five minutes of BBC’s “Sherlock” feels it. There is something a bit… odd about Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch. Ladies adore him, gents like him too. He’s talented and intelligent and it’s generally agreed that he occasionally says…
And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.
