- E: Ew, look how much mold is in this cup!
- A: P, how much to eat the mold?
- All: Eeeeeew.
- A: Really? That gets an "ew" when five minutes ago we were talking about drinking liquefied fecal matter?
- S: ...mold is gross.
That's Not At All Morbid
- E: The dog just, like, knew he was going to die, so he walked away and went into the woods or something.
- P: I wish people did that.
What's the worst thing you can ask Loki during sex?
Who’s your daddy?