June 2012
If Tumblr were around in the 90's
Look at my husband. ZAC WHY U SO ADORABLE?!
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
CANNON ACCEPTED
MY HERO
Ewww
- E: Ew, look how much mold is in this cup!
- A: P, how much to eat the mold?
- All: Eeeeeew.
- A: Really? That gets an "ew" when five minutes ago we were talking about drinking liquefied fecal matter?
- S: ...mold is gross.
That's Not At All Morbid
- E: The dog just, like, knew he was going to die, so he walked away and went into the woods or something.
- P: I wish people did that.
The Silent Grove: I got a free ticket to the zoo →
thesilentgrove.tumblr.com
But I want to use it as an excuse to bring someone else along because the last time I was at a zoo-like thing was with M, and I hear they have red pandas. So I will need to go with someone I can really trust because I am probably going to get very emotional, either about seeing real live red…
I will go to the zoo with you! I love going to the zoo. One of my good friends is a total zoo nerd and he makes me go with him all the time but he just moved to Texas so now I have no one to make me go to the zoo with him and it is sad. :(
