Americans: That character can't die, they're the main character!
BBC: You must be new.
HBO: What the crap have you been watching?
Joss Whedon: *smug grin*
I think that all writing is useful for honing writing skills. I think you get...– Neil Gaiman on fanfiction (via wibblywobblyotp) BECAUSE THIS. (via mycroftsmindtardis) Neil Gaiman. Just wrote Smeagol/Gollum slash. Your argument is invalid. (via roane72) I have a “Neil knows his shit” tag for a reason. (via tuulikki) Oh god this is amazing.
Trailer Travesties →
My three favorite movies all had particularly horrible trailers. I rant about it.
That’s what interests me about The Doctor because, actually, look at the blood...– Matt Smith
E: Yeah, she's black, but she's not African-American. She's Trinidadian. She only just got her citizenship.
P: ...so she's American.
E: No, she's not!
P: If she has her citizenship, she's American.
E: Yeah, but she just got it, so they don't count it.
A: Do you like my new shirt?
E: I haven't seen your new shirt.
A: That's why I'm showing it to you right now, see?
E: ...wow! That's a great shirt inside a bag....
A: I can take it out--
E: No. You've ruined it.
Why TV's "Perfect Couples" Aren't →
In which I hate on Lily from How I Met Your Mother.
The End is Nigh
Me: OMG. Just saw the funniest thing. old VW bus has a big ol' moustache painted on the front grill. I look in at the driver. He has THE SAME MOUSTACHE.
T: You know what this means, don't you? The disease...it's changed. Evolved. Hipsterism can now be caught by motorized vehicles.
Me: We are all doomed. Tell your mother you love her--you may never get another chance.
T: I... I think it may be too late already. She drove to work today. She may already be infected.
Me: She drove? PHEW! She's safe for now. Hipsters hate cars. Unless...her car had a moustache. T. DID HER CAR HAVE A MOUSTACHE??
T: There was... something there. Just below the grill. Dark. Fuzzy. It could have just been a cat. I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Me: For god's sake, man, this is your mother we're talking about! How could you not know?? Okay, I'm sorry... shouting won't solve anything. Think. What else. There has to be something else... of course! The paint job! Was it ironic? Burnt orange? Army print, perhaps? Was there a bird on it? Think, man!
T: The paint was fine. Still unobtrusively sky blue. But the music... something was off about the music. She normally listens to country. I think I may have heard an accordion.
Me: Don't panic. It could have just been bluegrass.
T: But what if it wasn't? What if it was folk rock?
Me: We'll never know unless you can get your hands on the jewel case. Find out if it's first edition pre-mainstream.
T: I just hope she makes it for me to check. If she knocks the lenses out of her glasses she'll probably die. She needs those things.
Me: Better keep a close eye on the situation. Watch her hair. This will be hard, but if it turns blue, you might have to put her out of her misery. Be prepared.
T: I'm prepared. I have a selection of Taylor Swift and Garth Brooks for immersion therapy to try and shock the irony out of her. If that doesn't work, well, that's what the Slipknot is for.
Me: Be careful that she doesn't infect you, too. Could be airborne. I'd say wear the gas mask, but that's exactly the kind of thing those ironic bastards love.
superkianagalaxy: madonnuh: the bible has the worst fandom well you can’t deny that it’s come out with some really good fanart
Anniversaries are for Winners →
I have been blogging for a year. Where does the time go? Also, I have a new thing that I am doing.
E: Do you have to wear helmets in Washington?
E: That's gay.
P: Also, in common sense land.
A: Wear a helmet. Otherwise, you're just going to die the second you get into an accident. You would die in an accident with a smart car. And that's just embarrassing.
Romeo & Juliet, and the Problem with Teenage... →
Why Romeo & Juliet is a terrible play. You heard me. Taking on Shakespeare, because I’m a BAMF.
No, They're Mythical
S: Are there still Communist countries?