March 2012
Accuracy in Infographics
S: Do you think anyone would notice if I just deleted this annoying chunk of Alaska?
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Ranting McRanty Pants; or, Why Joel Stein Can Kiss... →
Ranty post is ranty.
Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat... →
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We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the other male passenger made a pass at him. The lightbulb went off. “Oh,” I...
Choices, Choices
E: We should get a lemon tree! Look how cute that is!
P: Guys, I hate the lemon tree. We should get a palm. It would be like working in Jurassic Park.
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Don't Be Ridiculous
A: The difference between lump sum and annuity lottery payments is $100 million.
E: Over what time period, though?
A: 26 years.
P: ...but you can pass the annuity on, right?
A: What, are you not planning to live 26 years?
P: Not if I win a million dollars.
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Doctor Who & the Awful Companions →
Newest post. It’s only just occurred to me that I should probably be tumblring these. Thoughts on the depressingly long train of boring companions in the Doctor Who reboot!
sunrisethenerdfighter asked: Hey! Saw your post about the red bike and got excited to see another nerdfighter from Vashon! Do you still live there? I left a long time ago, but grew up there and still go back to visit friends every year or so.
Too Much to Ask
P: Are you ready to argue again?
S: I don't wanna argue. I just want you to agree with me.
That Works
E: Hey P, I'm going to the bathroom. If he [the puppy] barks, can you just...like...kill him?
Sacrilege
(P picks up the office puppy)
S: What are you doing?
P: I'm holding him like the baby Jesus!
S: THAT'S how you'd hold the baby Jesus? You'd snap his neck!
Lowering Expectations
E (on phone): Oh, hi! Yeah, we need some electrical work done. But I'm gunna hand you off to somebody who knows more about it than me. But not too much! Just a little bit more.
As the actress said to the bishop.
E: Come on. Let's do it right now.
P: ...that's what she said.
E: Gross.
P: That is also what she said.
Watchtuulikki:
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Listen closely, boys and girls. This is 15 seconds into the first episode of Sherlock, A Study In Pink, something we all missed.
OH MY GOD.
Do you hear what John says?
“Sebastian…!”
As in Sebastian Moran. The second most dangerous man in London.
Big...
Preparedness
S: Are there any parameters for this badge?
A: We'll talk about it when you're ready.
S: ...I'm ready.
A: Alright, then we'll talk about it when I'M ready.
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Amazing
S: Why don't you wanna go? You said it was amazing!
P: It is amazing.
S: So you don't want to experience amazing with us?
P: I experience amazing with you guys every day...and I'm FUCKING SICK OF IT.
Ethnic Holidays
E: He's gunna love being Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
O: I would totally take advantage of being Irish on St. Paddy's day. I'd make people do things for me because I was Irish.
S: ...how come nobody else gets a day? That's totally not fair. We should celebrate the day the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. It would be a proud moment for my homeland.
P: You're not even fully Japanese.
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Online Dating
E: So? What do you think of my summary?
A: I'm just doing a couple revisions.
E: Why? I already re-wrote it for you!
A: I know, and it's a lot better, but I'm just massaging it a little bit.
E: Stop massaging my profile!
